I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

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Me - I refuse to get another streaming service. Sorry Disney.
Disney + - Every Disney Animated film at launch.
Me - No thank you, I have them all on Blu Ray.
Disney +
Me - ……….FUCK!

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tazdelightful:

[ID: 4 tweets by Justin McElroy that read: “STAN YOURSELF. no one can give you permission, you must only summon up the courage to stan yourself. TODAY IS THE DAY. no matter what you have achieved in the eyes of man your life is already composed of more aesthetic beauty, more drama, and more meaning than could be captured in thousand million songs, stories and movies. Again I say STAN YOURSELF” End ID]
Stan Justin McElroy (and yourself)

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gwenniferedits:

Pretty Woman (1990) // Addams Family Values (1993)

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rocktheholygrail:

Same, Mara Wilson, same.

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ralfmaximus:

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kyleehenke:
how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target
to be fair im sure your ancestors would have the exact same reaction going to a Target
In the brutal unforgiving wilderness false positives cost nothing and false negatives are expensive. You’re better off being afraid of something that can’t hurt you than not afraid of something that can hurt you.
In a world where we mostly aren’t in danger, day to day, as long as we don’t play in traffic or jump off something, that’s no longer quite as adaptive.
We got our anxiety from a long, unbroken line of ancestors who were scared enough to survive, and pass on those genes!
It helps me sometimes to think about that at night, when I can’t sleep because my heart is pounding over something like “what if my usually reliable alarm clock doesn’t work in the morning for some reason and I’m late for work and lose my job and everyone hates me.” There’s nothing wrong with me, I just have a lot of extra, unused run-from-tigers juice that my grandparents left me.
“Unused run-from-tigers juice.”
I love that.
Our brains have been running Hunter/Gatherer 1.0 for 60,000 years without a software upgrade.

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mythwoven:

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.